Friday, September 24, 2010

Zombie Dating

I said maybe I needed to find myself a nice zombie girl, one who enjoys trying new brain recipes, shambling and moaning (you know what I'm talkin' about!), and who isn't too seriously decayed.  Not that the RILF look can't be appealing.

Well, I found a dating site!  ZombieHarmony!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Hot Day

It is too hot today!  I know, all you zombies living in Florida or Indiana or something like that, you're used to hot, humid weather.  I don't know how your skin takes the humidity.  No wonder you have to go out brain gathering so often.

We're just sitting around the apartment today, WoW'ing and taking it easy.  Central air is broken, wouldn't you know it.  I hear the land lord is on it.  He knows an apartment full of discontent zombies is not too favorable.  My PvP is totally off today.  I've been in mostly winning battle grounds, just by virtue of being in the Horde.  But despite my relatively good resilience rating, I keep getting pwned, mostly by human paladins.

Which does nothing for quelling my appetite for human brains.

Anyhow, Steve got out the ice cream maker and we're going to make some chilled cerebellum ice cream.  Sounds redundant, I know, but it's awesome.  Put a little rum in there and mmmm...

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Human or Zombie?

Since you've all read Steve's latest blog, you know that zombie-human relationships have been on his mind lately.  I have to take some credit for that.  Or blame, depending on how you look at it.

You see, I recently had a human girlfriend.  Things were great.  I even started to shower regularly, and that was all right.  (Showers are not common in our world.)  I'm pretty fresh, flesh-wise, as far a zombies go, so I had that in my favor.  And she never wanted for scissors while we were together.

I was shocked, and hurt, when she broke it off.  I think what it comes down to is that her human family and friends wouldn't approve of me.  You may have noticed that most humans don't approve of zombies.  To be fair that's not all of it.  She's going through one of those human things where they need some time to themselves.  Okay, to be fair, zombies go through that too, especially after being turned.  At least we have a large community that helps newbie zombs adjust to unlife.  Humans, think about it. You need that, too.

And if anyone hurts her, I will eat his brain.  With relish.  Literally.  (Okay, not literally.  I hate relish.  Can hardly stand pickles.  But I do like ketchup.)

I don't know.  Maybe I need to find myself a nice zombie girl.

Thursday, August 12, 2010


Hello girls and ghouls, Zombie Jon here!  Though, I just realized it may be redundant to say "Zombie" Jon, if most of my readers are also zombies.  Will the living world even understand what I have to talk about?

Unlife has been interesting to say the least since Steve and I met.  I didn't have a flatmate before, so that's a bonus.  (I'm not British.  I just watch a lot of British TV, so their slang gets thrown in there.  Don't worry, I won't start spelling color "colour" on you.)  Plus, now I always have a pair of scissors handy.  Haha.

But really, who can complain about getting to play online games and watch TV all day, and not needing to exercise anymore.  Much.  They call it preternatural strength.  Yeah, the rules are a little different in the world of the undead.

More later.  It's raid time!